An elderly  gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing  aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,  "Your  hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that  you can hear  again." The gentleman  replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and  listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"                     <><><><><><><> Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree  when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years  old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says,  "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really!?  Like a newborn baby!?" "Yep. No  hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."                                         <><><><><><><>   A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting  married?" "Yep!" "Do I know her?" "Nope!" "This  woman, is she good looking?" "Not really." "Is she a  good cook?" "Naw, she  can't cook too well." "Does she have lots of money?" "Nope! Poor  as a church mouse." "Why in the  world do you want to marry her then?" "Because  she can still drive!"                                             <><><><><><><> Three old guys  are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" Second one says,"No, it's Thursday!" Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a soda."                       <><><><><><><> A man was telling his neighbour, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty."                       <><><><><><><>   An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get   a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw him   walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman   on  his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke   to the man and said, "You're really doing great,   aren't you?"   He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a   hot mamma and be cheerful.'   " The doctor said,  "I didn't say that. I said,   'You've got a heart murmur;  be careful.'"                                   <><><><><><><>

From a Dear Friend  An Elderly Gentlemen

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