An elderly  gentleman had serious hearing problems for
a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have
him fitted for a set of hearing  aids that allowed the
gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the
doctor and the doctor said,  "Your  hearing is
perfect. Your family must be really pleased that  you
can hear  again."

The gentleman  replied, "Oh, I haven't told my
family yet. I just sit around and  listen to the
conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were
sitting on a bench under a tree  when one turns to the
other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years  old now and I'm
just full of aches and pains. I know you're about
my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says,  "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!?  Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No  hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my

  A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
"So I hear you're getting  married?"
"Do I know her?"
"This  woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a  good cook?"
"Naw, she  can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor  as a church mouse."
"Why in the  world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because  she can still drive!"


Three old guys  are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says,"No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a soda."


A man was telling his neighbour, "I just bought a new
hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but
it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."


  An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get
  a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw him
  walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman
  on  his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke
  to the man and said, "You're really doing great,
  aren't you?"
  He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a
  hot mamma and be cheerful.'
  " The doctor said,  "I didn't say that. I said,
  'You've got a heart murmur;  be careful.'"


From a Dear Friend 
An Elderly Gentlemen

This page was last updated on: August 17, 2006